0:50 - You get a sense of how scary it might be to speak in Hall 1. 0:59 - Kurt the DUDE guy falls asleep whilst listening to a keynote. 1:32 - Tony Davis, ex-Apress editor points out that it's the networking, stupid! 2:12 - Robyn Sands points out that by going to UKOUG Tech/EBS Conference you will hear 'the top-notch people' 2:20 - One of the 'top-notch people' walks around a bit on stage, hand-waving. 2:30 - Someone who is clearly the most photogenic speaker on the agenda puts in a second appearance.
Plus lots of other strange sightings of friends ...
Part 1 - Default options - GLOBAL AND PARTITION Part 2 - Estimated Global Stats Part 3 - Stats Aggregation Problems I Part 4 - Stats Aggregation Problems II Part 5 - Minimal Stats Aggregation Part 6a - COPY_TABLE_STATS - Intro Part 6b - COPY_TABLE_STATS - Mistakes Part 6c - COPY_TABLE_STATS - Bugs and Patches Part 6d - COPY_TABLE_STATS - A Light-bulb Moment Part 6e - COPY_TABLE_STATS - Bug 10268597
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