(With my tongue starting to feel a little tired ...)
Mmmm, there’s a table that the application is accessing extremely frequently, called R_DUMMY. I wonder what data it contains?
SQL> SELECT dummy_key FROM r_dummy;
DUMMY
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DUMMY
Mmmm, that looks familiar, doesn’t it? It’s almost like the DUAL table, isn’t it?
FAST DUAL optimisation? We don’t need no stinkin’ FAST DUAL optimisation.
Sigh.