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I've been trying for weeks to get a picture of me wearing the jacket you receive when you're made an ACE Director but it's proved trcky so I brought it over with me this week and wore it one day so Marco could take the photo. Unfortunately we didn't get round to it so here are a couple of photos without the male model.





As you can see, it's disgustingly sophisticated for this type of garment and has, on at least two occassions (Alex and I) passed the woman test. i.e. When our other halves have seen the garment they've both thought - 'hey, that one doesn't look too bad!'. However, I must admit that when I prepared to model it the other day, underneath it I wore the all time classic, best ever T-Shirt, to prove my heart is still in the right place ;-)



For those doubting it's status, you should have seen Marco Gralike practically begging me to swop it for one or more of his garments. No way, man! (although I might have a word with Kurt for you ;-))

This year's annual ACE garment was another high-quality, reasonably sophisiticated affair and I can only assume hard lessons have been learned from the emergency flare red year ...



... and the ACEs also got this one, which I have ear-marked as a gift for Boneist when I get back to London.



The conference bag looked really nice too. Not the best quality, to be fair ....



It's a toss-up for the best T-Shirt of the conference, though, between the one I had the most fun with ....



... and the eventual winner - the OTN T-Shirt from the lounge. In fact, I tend to find the OTN shirt one of the best every year - always fits, always front and back designs, always black with a bit of red and white and always geeky. I actually wear these things occassionally during the year and Boneist would probably understand that I like this design with my semi-conductor obsession ;-)





... and all this without visiting the Exhibition Halls once. I really let the side down on that score this year.

Disclosure: I'm attending this year's Openworld Conference at the invitation of the Oracle ACE Director program, which is paying my travel and accommodation expenses.
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#1 - chet said:
2009-10-17 00:14 - (Reply)

you're giving away my shirt?

i think boneist will be happy about that though...at least I hope she doesn't re-gift it. :-)

chet

#1.1 - Doug Burns said:
2009-10-17 00:23 - (Reply)

It will be very special for Boneist, I'm sure!

#1.2 - Anonymous 2009-10-17 00:41 - (Reply)

*{:-D

I have such wonderful friends!

#1.2.1 - Boneist said:
2009-10-17 00:43 - (Reply)

ARGH!! You'd have thought I'd have learnt to check my details were all present and correct before posting, wouldn't you?! *sigh*

#2 - chet said:
2009-10-17 01:06 - (Reply)

@doug

would you at least take a picture with the shirt on so i can put it in my "In The Wild" gallery?

Boneist will need to do the same thing.

;-)

#2.1 - Doug Burns said:
2009-10-17 22:26 - (Reply)

Boneist will need to do the same thing.

She doesn't *need* to really, does she? Probably better to see how she feels about it first?

Besides, it might not fit.

#3 - chet said:
2009-10-17 01:10 - (Reply)

btw, in the wild post is here: http://www.oraclenerd.com/2009/10/t-shirts-in-wild.html

#3.1 - Doug Burns said:
2009-10-17 22:23 - (Reply)

Yeah, I've seen that. I must admit I'm not much of a fan of having my photo taken and the videos Alex G took this week show why, so you may have to settle for a photo of Flatcat - he really likes it!

#3.1.1 - chet said:
2009-10-18 02:41 - (Reply)

i did notice you were a little camera shy...no worries.

i would be proud to have a pic with flatcat!

chet

#3.1.1.1 - Doug Burns said:
2009-10-18 04:16 - (Reply)

Deal.

Flatcat will be very proud, too.

#4 - kurt said:
2009-10-17 11:04 - (Reply)

All very cool shirts - except the Pythian one ... no geek wears white (reminds us too much of tie and shirts of management) ... it should have been grey ;-)

#4.1 - Doug Burns said:
2009-10-17 22:30 - (Reply)

But how would the pens have worked? Therefore the white was a technical decision from a proper techie.

Then again, maybe the new Pythian colours are just black writing on white background ;-)

#4.1.1 - kurt said:
2009-10-18 08:30 - (Reply)

Black pen on grey t-shirt ? Not a problem with this Miracle shirt ;-)

http://www.ora600.nl/mdmhpb_2.jpg

#4.1.1.1 - Doug Burns said:
2009-10-18 12:25 - (Reply)

But it *nearly* looks white ;-)

#4.2 - Marco Gralike said:
2009-10-19 13:16 - (Reply)

"Hey DUDE, were is my T-Shirt" ?

;-)

#4.2.1 - Doug Burns said:
2009-10-19 16:56 - (Reply)

I told you, man, they're *exclusive*. He can't just give them to *everyone*, you know ;-)

#4.2.1.1 - Marco Gralike said:
2009-10-19 22:56 - (Reply)

Hey, I am not just *anyone* !
I am the proud owner of a Wii!


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