OOW 2009 - A Step Up ...

Doug's Oracle Blog

  • Home
  • Papers
  • Books
  • C.V.
  • Fun
  • Oracle Blog
  • Personal Blog

Oct 16: OOW 2009 - A Step Up ...

... from my usual name-dropping, as Boneist pointed out so acutely ;-)

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Oracle ACE Director, President and Commander-in-Chief Obama!

How do I know that Barak Obama is an ACE Director? Because we're staying in the same hotel! Sorry, but I find the whole thing quite exciting for some bizarre reason.

It's a monumental pain in the neck, too, of course as Tim Hall, Chris Muir and I were unable to get back to our hotel last night because all of the surrounding street had been blocked off (that warning letter the hotel left in the room makes sense now). Which was a killer and I'm using as my excuse for drinking at least 3 drinks too many. How embarassing, I could barely keep my eyes open by the time I got back last night.

When I went outside for a cigarette this morning, the place was awash with armed and armoured Secret Service, Police everywhere, dogs, army reservists, etc, etc, etc and more hotel staff hanging around than usual, too, presumably hoping to meet him ;-) Ear-pieces *everywhere*. (Oh, and I should take this opportunity to say hello to a short, speccy, balding ear-piece-wearer back home in Edinburgh who I know is following these posts and suggest that he asks his missus to put a sock in it. I'm running very quickly in the other direction, though!)

I've just been down again and everything has quietened down now so he must have gone.

P.S. I didn't tell The Boys who are here. All of the Cuddly Toys are big Obama fans, to say the least, and a) they would have wanted to meet him and probably died of shock if they actually did; b) There would have been a riot when we got home and the other Cuddly Toys found out!!!

Disclosure: I'm attending this year's Openworld Conference at the invitation of the Oracle ACE Director program, which is paying my travel and accommodation expenses. But next year, I'll be expecting the Obama Suite!
Posted by Doug Burns Comments: (2) Trackbacks: (0)
Defined tags for this entry: oow, oow2009
Related entries by tags:
OOW 2009 - Swag Round-up
OOW 2009 - Wednesday
OOW 2009 - Blogger's Meetup
OOW 2009 - Unconference Session - HA DBA
OOW 2009 - Decided to present after all
OOW 2009 - The Jonathan Lewis Comedy Hour
OOW 2009 Begins

Trackbacks
Trackback specific URI for this entry

No Trackbacks

Comments
Display comments as (Linear | Threaded)

#1 - Mads 2009-10-16 18:34 - (Reply)

Don't worry, the riot is starting already and waiting for your return tomorrow evening. :-)

#1.1 - Doug Burns said:
2009-10-16 20:31 - (Reply)

Will you *please* keep them away from your laptop!!!


Add Comment

Standard emoticons like :-) and ;-) are converted to images.
E-Mail addresses will not be displayed and will only be used for E-Mail notifications.
BBCode format allowed
 
 

Statistics on Partitioned Tables

Contents

Part 1 - Default options - GLOBAL AND PARTITION
Part 2 - Estimated Global Stats
Part 3 - Stats Aggregation Problems I
Part 4 - Stats Aggregation Problems II
Part 5 - Minimal Stats Aggregation
Part 6a - COPY_TABLE_STATS - Intro
Part 6b - COPY_TABLE_STATS - Mistakes
Part 6c - COPY_TABLE_STATS - Bugs and Patches
Part 6d - COPY_TABLE_STATS - A Light-bulb Moment
Part 6e - COPY_TABLE_STATS - Bug 10268597

Comments

jonathanlewis.wordpress.com about 10053 Trace Files - Different Plan in Different Environments
Sat, 01.06.2013 11:26
Doug Burns about 10053 Trace Files - Different Plan in Different Environments
Tue, 02.04.2013 08:57
You're welcome. Now I just nee d to pull my finger out and ac tually come up [...]
Howard Rogers about 10053 Trace Files - Different Plan in Different Environments
Mon, 01.04.2013 23:08
Makes a big difference, so tha nks for that! With two brow ser windows, o [...]

Upcoming Presentations


Bookmark

Open All | Close All

Syndicate This Blog

  • XML RSS 2.0 feed
  • ATOM/XML ATOM 1.0 feed
  • XML RSS 2.0 Comments
  • Feedburner Feed

Powered by

Serendipity PHP Weblog

Show tagged entries

xml 11g
xml ACE
xml adaptive thresholds
xml ASH
xml Audit Vault
xml AWR
xml Blogging
xml conferences
xml Cuddly Toys
xml Database Refresh
xml DBMS_STATS
xml Direct Path Reads
xml Fun
xml grid control
xml hotsos 2010
xml listener
xml Locking
xml oow
xml oow2009
xml optimiser
xml OTN
xml Parallel
xml Partitions
xml Patching
xml swingbench
xml The Reality Gap
xml time matters
xml ukoug
xml ukoug2009
xml Unix/Shell
xml Useful Links

Disclaimer

For the avoidance of any doubt, all views expressed here are my own and not those of past or current employers, clients, friends, Oracle Corporation, my Mum or, indeed, Flatcat. If you want to sue someone, I suggest you pick on Tigger, but I hope you have a good lawyer. Frankly, I doubt any of the former agree with my views or would want to be associated with them in any way.

Design by Andreas Viklund | Conversion to s9y by Carl