Questions have cropped up about this a few times recently ...
Mica Burns (15) is my daughter. I'm probably not allowed to say much more than that because she hates the whole idea of my blog and particularly the Housemates. 'So you talk to cuddly toys?!' (Sorry, I can't help it ... I'm very proud of her and she's an extremely cool girl
Sharon Blaikie is her mum and my ex-wife, although we're still technically married (which only goes to prove how lazy we are and how well we still get on).
Mads (or Madeleine Thrower, to give her her proper name) is my partner. I'd call her my fiancee, because we're engaged, but she hates that word. I could say so much more, but she's as shy as Mica!
H (or Heather Burns) is my 'wee sister'. She is genuinely wee in height, but is only 5 years younger than me (but acts about 20 years younger). Oh, and that 'H' isn't a blog joke. She's managed to be called 'H' since she was a teenager, even by our Mum and Dad, which is quite a trick. If you want some idea of H, visit her Bebo page and check out the Dramatic Chipmunk!
Helen Burns is my mum and although you might not hear her mentioned here very often, she's a special woman.
Oh, and I suppose I should mention Bev who is both Mad's sister and my mate Gary's wife! (Yes, I met Mads through Bev and Gary). Bev has also got the Bebo bug!
P.S. There was no ordering here, once I got past the first position



This is my Sarah:
http://members.iinet.net.au/~nsouto/photos/John/Sarah.jpg
and yes, she also wins over the older generations!
Well, what really annoys her is that we gave her a name with a stupid spelling
good on ya for having them all, and give 'em all a hug from the crazy american!
You might not believe it yet, but maybe another will come along one day?
Not like me to be so cheery, but I know it happens
You can only marry your fiancee after you have divorced your wife.
But... YOU FORGOT ME!
I'm shocked and offended you didn't add your niece-
You know she who has put up with MUM for all these years!!!
That's the problem with any blog that contains lists of people - you have to stop somewhere!
So, I applied two simple rules ...
1) I have to see them every month or two.
2) They don't live on Scottish Islands!
Sorry, but they're the rules!